tobyaudax:

superdickery:

starscream-and-hutch:

Superman you giant piece of cold war assholery. You can literally pick up a fuckin’ planet, and you’re giving poor Lois a hard time about her weight? You, sir, are a bastard.

It is even better when you consider he made her fat deliberately. To teach her a lesson or something. Superman is a dick.

I think she’s even cuter, now.

this is hilarious. I don’t think they’re is anything worth complaining about mind you, this was obviously made decades ago, the same sentiment we have as an audience now is ridiculous to apply to something like this, not to say that it’s right that he feels that way, I’d like to think we’re a lot more understanding as an audience, nevertheless if you apply a contemporary ideal to something like this it only makes it funnier. PLUS anyone with enough time to complain about this should focus their attention on the new character design for Amanda Waller, now that’s something that will piss you off. And it was written recently to! What joy.

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    I always knew SuperMan was a giant douche, but oh my God! XD I can’t stop laughing!!!
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    “Pardon me saying so, miss, but you’re quite a load.” Super-pick-up-lines aren’t among his superpowers, apparently.
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    How’s about a little kryptonite in your coffee this morning, Mr. Kent?
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    I’d rather be the “fattest girl in Metropolis” than the BIGGEST DICK IN TOWN, SUPER-PRICK.